Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Party in the Back!


Business in front.... party in the back. The Mullet.

Pronounced "MUHL LET"


A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front.

It is the sign of the redneck.



Alternate names include:

Ape Drape- Beaver Paddle- Bi - Level- Camero Cut - Buisness in the front, Party in the back -Canadian passport -Coupe Longveuil -El-camino-Hockey hair - Kentucky waterfall -Missouri Mudflap -Neckbeard -Soccer rocker -Squirrel pelt -Tennessee Top Hat





"That's a Man, Baby!" Mullet


Meaty Mullet


Mobile Home Millionaire Mullet


Man-thong Mullet


The Mullet Model

The Poodle Posh Mullet

The Man Meat Mullet
Macho Macho Man Mullet

MMMMM Mullet & Mustach















Thursday, December 11, 2008

Did you seriously pay for that tattoo?!!

I am a huge fan of tattoos.....Good tattoos that is. I personally have 12 and plan on getting many more in the future. I truly appreciated the art and love looking at the variety of subject matter that people choose to tattoo on their bodies. I have come across some amazing work and some outstanding artists. On the other-hand even good artists can be asked to do some "interesting" work....and then there are people who should just not pick up a tattoo gun again, seriously!

This is my ode to less then stellar tattoos!


Funny I don't feel lucky after seeing this.....maybe lucky that I didn't lose my lunch



Wow really? Rat Fink momma.....hmmm





I really don't even know what to say about this one!





Oh so many things wrong with this one. The Chippendale Patrick Swayze centaur is stunning, truly stunning but I think what really makes this tattoo are the fabulous rainbows.





So many bad tats....so little time. I do have to say that the back fat is a nice touch.


I think the system just fucked you right back!


Hi my name is Scott and I am a fuck knuckle! I thought it would be funny to get my name tattooed on my chest in reality all I did was prove to the world that I am a tool.


I'm thinking his fingers smell like armpit a whole lot.


This pinup could eat a corn dog through a picket fence....All jokes aside, WHY would you want a buck-toothed squaw straddling a corn dog? WHY, WHY, WHY????





I think they got the name wrong.........Wouldn't Captian Douchebag suit him better?

Oh daddy it's been a lovely tea party!



hmmm Getting in touch with his maternal side?





AWSOME? Sir you are super duper special as well as awsome!





I too am a fan of salted pork products!




When do you stop the guy that is screwing up your tattoo and beat the living crap out of him?





hmmm yes only God will JUGE you....But the rest of us can point and laugh.